Inebriation

Hey there folks. Am fairly plastered right now (from uni, no less), and would recommend to you, don't down a bottle of Queen Adelaide Shiraz ('06) within five minutes - 8 standard drinks of red wine - unless you intend on looking like a dickhead the rest of the day, as I currently do. Afterwards I kicked the crap out of myself and took a free-fall into a pile of thumbtacks. It isn't easy being me, you know.