Who's Your Perfect Lover?
Calculate Exactly, Down To The Name Who Your Perfect Lover Is. Try It!
.............Really? They can do that?
Technology is amazing nowadays. While we were once brought to our knees by the sheer splendour of the simplistic wheel or something of that nature, now we can achieve anything, it seems. Why, we can even determine who the love of your life is. Divorce rates will plummet! Loneliness will be but a tragic memory! Babies will be popping off like it's out of style! WOW!!
Technology is amazing nowadays. While we were once brought to our knees by the sheer splendour of the simplistic wheel or something of that nature, now we can achieve anything, it seems. Why, we can even determine who the love of your life is. Divorce rates will plummet! Loneliness will be but a tragic memory! Babies will be popping off like it's out of style! WOW!!
...Actually, that's just the ad MySpace has curiously thrust upon my person today, and I'm really, really sick of seeing it and just thought I'd pass that information forward onto you. I'm tempted to try it though, knowing my luck my perfect lover is a paedophile named Mr. Lumpy Pockets...
All that being said, welcome to my BLOG! It seems to me that, at some point or another, y'all have stumbled upon MySpace an impressive 1051 times. Good work, team! Doesn't matter that if I were an attractive blonde chick I would've totalled that amount in a week as well as a lot of friend requests and comments declaring me to be 'hott as', but it's still a delightful number. Though I had intended to make this BLOG at view number 1000, it's not like that number's not still there. It's just bigger, a little.
So tell me sock puppets, whatever have y'all been doing? Me personally? I'm back at university, breaking my back and my uvula all in the hopes I'll get myself some random-looking diploma by course's end, qualifying me as... umm... a studier of performance.
Iffin that was car performance that'd come in handy, but as it stands, I suppose I'll just rely on my talent to make it in this big scary world. (translation = prostitution)
Cripes, is there a point to this little diatribe? Why yes, of course! It was to... umm... err......... actually I can't remember. Next time I actually do something involving strippers or gorillas with guns (as found in previous blogs), I'll let you know. Supposedly going to Geelong in a bit, maybe that'll gimme some BLOGtalk?
