Monday, November 21, 2005

BLOG. Excuse me!

Aww hell yeah, backdating!! I assure you, all of these posts did in actual fact originate from the dates that I hereby claim... If you don't like it, then I suggest you stop clawing through 2005 archives and live in the world of today. TODAY!!

So to complete today's project, (ie. make my page look filled with stuff) it was a necessity for me to make myself an entry on the BLOG.

Seeing how I have no thrilling material to tippy-tappy-typey here, because I'm a bizarre hermit who only leaves the house for fleeting rays of sunshine and royal feasts fit for a... me, perhaps I should just comment on my discontent with the term, BLOG.

....BLOG. I know, it's an Internet term that you fancy kids established many a year ago along with your '1337' and your 'lollerskates', but frankly, it sounds to me like something that grows on your face. 'You should really have that BLOG removed...'

Or perhaps it's a tragic accident that takes many innocent lives each year. 'I'm afraid your father was BLOGGED while walking home from work.'

Or, no doubt most likely, it's a place where I can type random notes about absolutely nothing. It'll be lots of fun, I assure you. And, until the time comes for me to have BLOG-worthy material, I shall return to the shadows from whence I came. ...Maybe I should turn a light on or something?