Lance & Carmelo

There are a great many things I could put on this blog. I could reveal my innermost secrets, share my greatest ideas, or (verb) my (adjective) (noun), but no. Instead, I need to edit this fantastic photo of Lance Stephenson smacking the shit out of Carmelo Anthony for no discernible reason.

Why am I editing this photo? Well, one look at it should be enough of an answer. Look at it! It's fantastic! Why in the flying fuck is Lance so blatantly smacking Melo across the chops? Did he get a tech foul? I've gotten so many phantom fouls in my basketball playing days, I certainly hope he did. So without further adieu...

K.O.!!

"You're too skinny, Carmelo. You need to eat more!"

YUUUUUUUUUU!

More to come next time I get drunk and have a day off.