Friday, July 27, 2007

Tough guys wear glasses, too...

See? It doesn't matter where you come from or who you know, glasses are COOL.

That reminds me, I didn't actually have a point to this BLOG, either... Iffin you're wondering, I don't wear glasses. If I did, just kinda picture a thinner-looking Tobey Maguire with a less annoying voice. I don't actually look like Tobey Maguire, but I just think it'd be funny picturing him thinner. Somebody Photoshop Tobey to look thinner, please.

It recently occurred to me that my career is like the intelligence quotient of Paris Hilton, non-existent. I'm a lazy, lazy man, but expect big strides to be made soon. If not, I'll just do what Paris does and go to jail. The only difference is I'll remember to bring my GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card. Tony Mokbel wishes he had one of those, I reckon...

Hey, I think I'll get singing lessons. Because I reckon being able to sing is handy; it's a boon to any career path (other than anti-singing protester) and a damn fine party trick, to boot.

Meh, that's me out. I go back to university next week. Sucks to be me.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Buh??

Why in hell's bells have two people viewed my BLOG today? It's 1:56 am and I haven't posted a new entry in about a month. Who are these people who randomly read old BLOG entries? Do I know you? What do you think of my work? Of my headband? Of Nik Kershaw??

I have nothing of pertinence to say (nor a definition for pertinence) at the mo, though I may in a little bit - Jess' 21st birthday is a-comin', and I'm scrambling to prepare because, y'know... the whole boyfriend thing; I think I'm fairly important to that party. If I don't have my stuff together, things go bad. Real bad.

We don't want that to happen. Assuredly.