Showing posts with label Tony's Titans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tony's Titans. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Tony's Titans 2015/16: Marcus and Friends


Who'd have thought we'd end up here - with the top pick in the draft for the first time in my stint as a Titans backer. With only one more win than we mustered in the previous season, you'd imagine that I would be feeling just as bitter as I did this time last year. But I'm really not, and you'll find out why shortly (or you could make an inference from the header image, I guess).

Am I convinced that the Titans are better than their 3-13 record indicated? Not as a whole, no. They have more gaps to fill than the Titanic. But they have enough promising prospects here and there peppered about the roster, that with one really solid offseason, they could jump atop the weak AFC South. The opportunity is there for the taking, just ask yourself objectively: were they to somehow land Joe Thomas, Alex Mack and a strong CB in free agency, then bolster their trenches with Joey Bosa, how could they not be a threat?

Quarterback
#3 Matt Hasselbeck (2011-2012)
Matty Ice has slipped! What could this mean? And where on earth is Vince the Prince? Gadzooks...!

#2 Marcus Mariota
2015-present


All-Time Career
230-370 for 2,818 yards, 19 TDs, 10 Ints, 91.5 rating
34 rushes for 252 yards, 2 TDs, 10 fumbles, 7.4 Avg

Jump on this bandwagon while you still can kiddies, because it's going to get crowded real fast. Though it may appear presumptuous to the point of foolishness for me to anoint Mariota the real deal after only one injury-shortened season and a personal record of 3-9, but it's clear to anyone watching that this kid has it. Remember how I was drooling at the mouth about the idea of stealing Vince Young in the draft and watching him become legendary? This is the same thing, except with key intangibles that Vince lacked. Mariota is quiet, heady and determined. He will learn from his mistakes and improve his game with each season.

The biggest hurdle he faces, and it is indeed one that terrifies me, is his offensive line. They were so terrible in 2015, they couldn't even block a spambot. Mariota hit the turf 38 times officially, and countless times beyond that without the ball in his hands. This is simply unacceptable. David Carr never got a chance to succeed in the NFL because of dismal protection stunting his growth, and if the same were to happen to Mariota, it could be a deal breaker for me. I wouldn't jump teams, of course, but the Titans would find themselves at the back of the Tony fandom line, reserved for such oddities as Liverpool and the Sydney Swans.

To put it simply: DO NOT MESS THIS UP, TENNESSEE. My occasional merchandise dollars depend on it!!

#1 Steve McNair (1995-2005)
Hello Mac, my old friend. You look down on us from the heavens, smiling warmly and shaking your head at this hapless little team you so loved. Then, you probably crash into something and break three bones, but shrug it off anyway. That's just the kind of fella you are.

Running Back
#3 Chris Johnson (2008-2013)
#2 Chris Brown (2003-2007)
#1 Eddie George (1996-2003)
Strangely enough, though these rankings are populated entirely by guys who no longer have any relevance to the success of the Titans (unless CJ gashes them when they play Arizona), they are more fluid and evolving than you'd think. I am actually liking Johnson better in hindsight than I have in prior years, further removed from his grotesque verbal skills and more fondly remembering the way he would gallop across the field. Maybe he'll grab the second spot back from Chris Brown soon, who in all honesty is more beloved for his Madden contributions than anything he actually did in real life. Meanwhile, steady Eddie becomes more of a favourite for me with each passing day. He's on Broadway now, man. Eddie, you are the freaking KING.

Fullback
#1 Ahmard Hall (2006-2011)
Nothing to report here. Just a badass dude who deserves recognition for his solid contributions over the years. With the fullback position being reduced more and more each year, I wouldn't be surprised if he hangs onto his spot for a long time yet.

Wide Receiver
#5 Tyrone Calico (2003-2005)
#4 Kendall Wright (2012-present)
#3 Nate Washington (2009-2014)
#2 Derrick Mason (1997-2004)
#1 Drew Bennett (2001-2006)
Meh. This could have been an opportunity for Kendall to leapfrog Nate, but alas, there wasn't enough success on the field to warrant it. Kendall is built more like a slot guy than a true #1 receiver; if he were properly utilised he could really do some damage. Down in the 5 hole, Tyrone Calico sees another threat approaching - the unknown Dorial Green-Beckham. Could he be the next big thing in Tennessee? Or another uber-talented guy who couldn't put it together, not unlike Calico himself? Hard to say, really. Fun fact: though Drew is locked in at #1 in the Tony's Titans rankings, were I to actually field this team competitively, Mason would be the go-to guy. D-Mase quietly eked out a really fantastic career, and nobody really noticed for some reason.

Tight End
#2 Erron Kinney (2000-2006)
#1 Frank Wycheck (1995-2003)
So Delanie Walker puts together the most prolific season for a tight end in Titans history, yet still can't breach the compound? How is this fair, exactly? The answer is simple: it doesn't have to be. Maybe one more season and some actual success in the W-L column will be enough to stamp his ticket. In my defence, I actually really like all of the guys I mentioned last year (Cook, Crumpler and Troupe), whereas Walker hasn't endeared himself to me in the same way somehow. If you don't like it, make your own damn rankings!! ...And link to my blog please, because I need the clickz.

Tackle
#4 Jon Runyan (1996-1999)
#3 David Stewart (2005-2013)
#2 Michael Roos (2005-2014)
#1 Brad Hopkins (1993-2005)
Your time will come, Taylor Lewan. Just keep on keepin' on, and you will know the glory and majesty that is Tony's Titans rankings (an illustrious place in history that has contained such luminaries as Roydell Wiliams and Lamont Thompson). Much like Delanie Walker, Lewan is a viable building block towards success, but without collecting actual victories, he falls short. Call me a hypocrite for not applying this same stigma to Mariota, if you will, but I just love the guy that much. So much so that he's actually one of only four players that I've ever bought a jersey for (the others being McNair, George and a little-known special teamer named Anthony Cocking. Yes, I'm that lame).

Guard
#4 Jacob Bell (2004-2007)
#3 Jake Scott (2008-2011)
#2 Benji Olson (1998-2007)
#1 Bruce Matthews (1983-2001)
For a third straight time, I must allude to the possibility of a new entrant in the near future, this time in the form of Chance Warmack. He shed a lot of weight last offseason and looked to take the leap, but somehow, he just... didn't. Whether the poor performance of the line as a whole has sullied his image, or if he simply couldn't put it together as I had hoped, he's definitely stalled. I can entirely see a future (perhaps the one I alluded to with Thomas and Mack) where Warmack jumps straight into third place, but we'll have to wait and see. Also, how fantastic would it be to have Mack and Warmack on the same team? Like Alex is Mack, and Chance is the Mack of War?!

Center
#2 Kevin Matthews (2010-2012, 2013)
#1 Kevin Mawae (2006-2009)
I really don't like having Kevin Matthews in my rankings, if we're being honest. I love him simply because he is a Matthews, and his presence merely makes my rankings look pitiful. Have you ever googled Kevin Matthews? He's so anonymous that most articles are actually about a serial killer. I don't think that's him. Anyway, Kevin Mawae was such a beast for Tennessee, I've somehow convinced myself that he was actually there during the glory years of the late 90s and early 00s. Take that, Justin Hartwig!

Defensive End
#4 Kenny Holmes (1997-2000)
#3 Kevin Carter (2001-2004)
#2 Kyle Vanden Bosch (2005-2009)
#1 Jevon Kearse (1999-2003, 2008-2009)
On that note, I'm so glad the DE rankings actually resemble a real, credible thing. Two solid contributors in Holmes and Carter, led by the beasts that were KVB and Kearse - two very different types of players who got results.

Defensive Tackle
#3 Albert Haynesworth (2002-2008)
#2 Tony Brown (2006-2010)
#1 Jurrell Casey (2011-present)
Wowsers trousers! Jurrell's done it at long last, not only using a swim move to surpass Albert Haynesworth, but bull rushing Tony Brown to the ground en route to the #1 ranking he truly deserves. It shouldn't be that much of a surprise, I guess, if you've been reading this blog. Casey made an appearance most recently in my top 10 favourite current athletes, it was bound to translate to results in the rankings. Welcome home, Jurrell. I hope now you can get the recognition you really deserve for quite honestly being one of the most dominant d-linemen in the league.

Outside Linebacker
#4 Derrick Morgan (2010-present)

All-Time Career
215* combined tackles, 27.5 sacks, 5 forced fumbles, 20 deflections

Honestly, Derrick Morgan probably deserved to have made this list much earlier, but unfortunately I had such high expectations when he was drafted that he could scarcely live up to the hype. He slogged mightily in the trenches as a DE before the 3-4 shift, and now exists as an entirely solid OLB. He hit the shelf too early last year, but prior to that, he was a useful piece of a pretty good defence. If the Titans are to turn a corner next season, Morgan will definitely be a big reason, and the fact that he re-signed with Tennessee helps his cause, too. The only question mark is whether the rest of the backers can play up to his standard?

#3 Peter Sirmon (2000-2006)
#2 David Thornton (2006-2010)
#1 Keith Bulluck (2000-2009)
Just some good ol' boys who did some good ol' football. Keith Bulluck remains immortal.

Inside Linebacker
#3 Avery Williamson (2014-present)
#2 Randall Godfrey (2000-2002)
#1 Stephen Tulloch (2006-2010)
Well, shucks. I guess there really isn't much to say here. Williamson's sophomore season was unspectacular; the most noteworthy thing he did was the Hotline Bling dance after sacking Cam Newton. Newton later did a TD celebration dance that Williamson did not like. Newton is now bound for the Super Bowl, and I can't imagine Williamson liking that very much, either.

Cornerback
#5 Jason McCourty (2009-present)
#4 Andre Dyson (2001-2004)
#3 Alterraun Verner (2010-2013)
#2 Cortland Finnegan (2006-2011)
#1 Samari Rolle (1998-2004)
More of the same, really. McCourty gets knicked up, and the rest of the cornerbacks look like fools, by and large. While we're talking about the Panthers making the big dance, actually, let's give props to my man Cortland Finnegan: he is the biggest reason I will be cheering for Carolina to win. Because after all, I'm not one of these guys who gets bitter about guys running for greener pastures. Chris Bosh played his heart out for atrocious teams in Toronto, then finally took his rings with the Heat. Good on you, Chris Bosh! Munenori Kawasaki is on his way to Chicago, so of course, if the Jays aren't in the World Series, I hope the Cubs can take it all - Mune's celebration alone would make it worth it. I'd even be happy for Vince Carter to claim the title, as long as it isn't with Memphis.

Free Safety
#2 Vincent Fuller (2005-2010)
#1 Marcus Robertson (1991-2000)
Vincent Fuller was a backup to Michael Griffin. I liked him better. Daimion Stafford is a backup to Michael Griffin. I like him better, too. I hope he gets more playing time next season, I think they've really got something there.

Strong Safety
#2 Chris Hope (2006-2011)
#1 Blaine Bishop (1993-2001)
Of course, the issue is that Stafford actually plays strong safety, officially. So he's really the backup to DaNorris Searcy, who I like better than Michael Griffin, too. Poor Michael Griffin, I don't know why I dislike him so much - I guess it's just been too many years of maddening mistakes. Including some missed tackles when I was playing Madden - which you could call Maddening mistakes, if you were so inclined.

Kicker
#1 Rob Bironas (2005-2013)
Remember when Bironas kicked eight field goals against the Texans? That's either an awesome indication of how good he was, or a sad reminder of how pathetic the offense was in actually finishing drives. Either way, Bironas rocked.

Punter
#1 Craig Hentrich (1998-2009)
Like seriously, Craig is a punter, yet ranked in at #11 when I pitted all of the Titans against each other. That's some serious shit, man.

Head Coach
#1 Jeff Fisher (1994-2010)
Because he's certainly not Mike Mularkey.

Favourite Game
Steelers 14, Titans 31 (December 21, 2008)
Week 1 against the Buccaneers this year is also a contender, you know.

Tony's Year
- DISCONTINUED -
Because like we established last year, a guy like Kevin Matthews accounts for as much of a vote as Steve McNair, and that's just silly. Plus it was a pain in the ass to crunch the numbers. My guess is that the winner was probably still 2006, or something.

...Here's another picture of Marcus Mariota for your enjoyment.


Friday, December 12, 2014

Tony's Top 20 Titans


Avast, you swine! It has come at last: a task less thorough than building an all-time Titans roster, but a truer indication of who has truly claimed the biggest part of my fragile heart, aka WHO'S MAI BISHI!

And despite the brevity of its assembly, I can assure you that it was in no way easy. Trimming it down to twenty was a definite task, while shuffling those twenty around took even longer. My memory of players from long ago is starting to become fuzzy... can I really objectively rank them now, after all these years? Am I just basing these rankings on how fond I am of them at present? Will there ever be a rainbow?

Read on, and find out for yourself!

Honorable mentions: WR Nate Washington (2009-present), C Kevin Mawae (2006-2009), DT Albert Haynesworth (2002-2008)

#20 K Rob Bironas (2005-2013)

Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Come on. It's a gimme. The only other kickers I've known for this franchise were Joe Nedney, who was on his way out by the time I'd arrived, and Gary Anderson.

Gary Anderson was indeed one of the greatest kickers of all time, but nowhere near as prolific for the Titans. He does however nab the unlisted second place position for one okay year with us, plus his Randy Moss-like mystique.

I've been a Bironas backer for a while now. I'm pleased as punch with him as our kicker, and the only time I wasn't pulling for him was when he was fighting for a roster spot. My money was on Ola Kimrin, the Swede who technically owns the record for longest ever field goal, a 65-yard bomb in a preseason game.

Bironas beat Kimrin out in camp, and though I felt sad to see the possibly record-setting kicking of Kimrin depart, what I got in return was one of the league's very best, who has himself made the record books.

Though statistics often don't show the whole story, Bironas' almost certainly do. Nearly 86% success rate, a game-winning long of 60 (against the Colts!!), and the most field goals in a single game. Eight. I mean, come on!

That last one might be one of the most futile records to hold (along with most punts, or most turnovers against), but it's ours dammit, and we have Rob to thank, along with our anaemic offense.

#19 DT Tony Brown (2006-2010)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Yet another one of those awesome d-lineman stories; Tony Brown was nobody, I tells ya, nobody, when he came to Tennessee. He would become the beneficiary of all the attention claimed by Haynesworth and KVB, but when those days were over, he gained a reputation of his own for being a disruptive force. One of those dudes whose success doesn't always show up on the stat sheet, but makes his presence felt all the same.

Should Fairley end up a Titan, is Brown the odd one out, with the younger and more imposing Jones getting the nod in the middle, alongside Derrick Morgan and Jason Babin on the outside? I hope not. But somebody's gotta lose their starting job there.

It's just fortunate that the Titans are known for rotating in the defensive trenches. For that reason, we've gotten to see Dave Ball leap gloriously like a turkey and Sen'Derrick Marks make as much of an impact as a particularly gooey sneeze directed at the opponent.

#18 TE Frank Wycheck (1995-2003)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2013: Welcome home, Frank. We missed you.

At long last, I have been able to rectify what has been among my most cockamamie set of rankings (still got nothing on safety, though) by adding one of the premiere Titans players to my arsenal. Frankly (ho ho!), Wycheck did it all for the Titans as a dependable receiver and a locker room leader. Most importantly, he was crucial in the developmental process of Steve McNair as a release valve in the passing game, as well as a nifty blocker when McNair decided to run it himself. His lateral pass pictured at the header remains one of the few times we as Titans fans have ever felt like magic could happen, and is still one of the greatest NFL moments of all time.

#17 FS Marcus Robertson (1991-2000)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2013: Damn these incomplete defensive statistics!! The fine, lengthy career of Marcus Robertson is very poorly reflected by what's presented on NFL.com: rest assured, he did more for the Oilers and the Titans than catch 22 picks and a sack and a half. I swear. According to an article on Bleacher Report (so you know it's probably true), he actually tallied 648 tackles with the franchise. That sounds about right to me.

Robertson was a fine safety for a long time, roaming the defensive backfield and nabbing errant throws from the opponents. No offence to Anthony Dorsett, but Robertson's dependable skills were definitely missed in Super Bowl XXXIV - could his extra oomph have led to a Titans victory? I'd rather not think about it, honestly.

#16 T Michael Roos (2005-present)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Over the last five seasons, the Titans have been very up and down. We've been as good as 13-3, and we've been as bad as 4-12. The one consistent, though, has been the play of Michael Roos.

Projected as a late third-rounder, Roos came out of Eastern Washington with very little fanfare. I don't know if the reaction from Titans fans was more rampant than my own apathy, but he was an early second round selection, and no doubt raised some eyebrows in how early he came off the board.

Roos was immediately plugged in at right tackle, and has been a starter ever since. The dude is just solid. He's the anchor of this line, and, one of my favourite qualities, he's quiet. I love Stewart's in your face aggression, but I'm glad to see that the franchise left tackle has virtually no ego. I don't know if I've ever even heard him speak a word.

What a fantastic pair of tackles to come out of that '05 draft. Titans shored up their bookends for years.

#15 CB Alterraun Verner (2010-2013)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: This one is part Verner the player, and part Verner the person.

The result of a fourth round pick we got for sending LenDale White and Kevin Vickerson to Seattle, Verner the burner was thrust into action far earlier than expected due to injuries decimating the secondary.

For his part, he did admirably, providing some excellent highlight reel moments. Of course, the pinnacle was an interception against the Cowboys that he nearly took in for a touchdown.

The other aspect that makes me a Verner fan, as aforementioned, is how cool the dude is. He's humble, hard-working, and by far, the most interactive Titan I have ever seen. He answers pretty much any questions fans send his way, and writes articles mid-season, reflecting on games and his performance. Frankly, he's just the kind of guy you want to succeed. He's everything as a person that Pacman Jones wasn't, and we love him for it.

Will he ascend to a full-time starting role? He nabbed time in the slot from Vincent Fuller last year, though I personally believe that Fuller is possibly the most consistent and underrated member of our defence, and Verner should only get better.

We tend to have a rookie cornerback we fall in love with every year. In the case of Cortland Finnegan, it turns out well. In the case of Reynaldo Hill, oopsie.

#14 DE Kyle Vanden Bosch (2005-2009)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: During the last few years, my favourite defensive players were no doubt uniform with most Titans fans. #1: Keith Bulluck. #2: KVB. In his first year as a Titan, he exploded onto the scene in a way few expected, notching 12.5 sacks and forming a powerful duo on the d-line with Albert Haynesworth.

Other than another 12-sack performance in '07, KVB never saw the kind of success he had in year one, but his presence was clear to anyone. The dude just flat-out balled, constantly. He became known for his impressive motor, and seemed to always give 110% on any down. He allowed fat Al to dominate in the middle, and vice versa. It was a happy time, until Haynesworth gobbled up a contract as big as his belly, and KVB later sailed off to Detroit.

Me personally, I wouldn't ever want to be a Detroit Lion. A decade of futility in the most dangerous city in America? Why do you think Barry Sanders was so good at running away from people?


#13 CB Cortland Finnegan (2006-2011)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Some call him dirty. Others call him feisty. We're just glad to call him ours.

The product of small school Samford and a seventh-round pick, Finnegan brings intensity and tenacity on every play. Like many fans, I generally prefer a thumper to a finesse guy (see: George > Johnson), so Finnegan's play style is right up my alley. Teams hate playing against him, and in his career, he's quickly ascended to the league's top defensive backs, albeit with a year or two of setbacks.

Is he dirty? Oh yeah, probably. Does he get burned sometimes, targeted for his attitude, and flagged for dumb penalties? You know it. But does he bring everything he's got on every down, causing frustration and vexation for his opponent? Hell yes.

And frankly, if Finnegan needs to be a jerk on the field in order to maintain his high level of play, then I definitely say he should keep it up. We've seen enough players come and go who lack attitude, Finnegan is a breath of fresh air who might never change, and probably shouldn't.

Plus, off the field, he's another anti-Pacman. Always a winning quality!

#12 G Benji Olson (1998-2007)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Yet another longtime, solid starter for the Titans during their Super Bowl era. It's amazing how many guys they had on that team who had either been around for ages, or would be around for ages.

In today's age of free agency, players jump ship more often than a pirate on a pogo stick, but back then, the Tennessee Titans stuck together.

Anyhow, it's difficult to keep tabs of offensive linemen over the years when you hardly get to see any games (two Raiders games a year is a certainty in Australia, but beyond that, any other team is a crap shoot), but dude, Olson was my boy in Madden, opening up those holes for Chris Brown. Most of my big runs were off to the right, I owe my YPC average to the hard work of the digital Olson. Good on him.

#11 P Craig Hentrich (1998-2009)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: In the turmoil that has been my fandom over the last nine years, there was always one constant. And really, I can't think of a more appropriate way to cap off my list of favourite Titans than with Craig Hentrich, who up until last season, went into each season locked in as our punter.

As the faces around him changed, Hentrich just kept coming into work and doing his job. And he did his job well, hence sticking around with the Titans for a very long time. Meanwhile, Green Bay have struggled to replace him ever since they cut him all those years ago.

It's unfortunate how being a punter basically encapsulates the failure of your team. He's like a bright pink inflatable life jacket. You're embarrassed that you have to rely on him, but he's there to save your life when you would have otherwise drowned. So unless your name is Brian Moorman, people aren't usually happy to see you take the field.

I've already expressed my discontent for the apathy directed towards punters, but I love 'em. I would have been happy to wear a Craig Hentrich jersey, if it didn't suggest feelings of futility about the rest of the roster.

I'm immensely happy that Hentrich was able to take home a Super Bowl ring (back with the Pack), and I was sad to see him go, but Brett Kern has picked up the slack, and I look forward to a decade of service with him. And possibly some fake plays by A.J. Trapasso in the preseason. Seriously, that was awesome.

#10 SS Blaine Bishop (1993-2001)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2013:Yeah baby, here's the big man! The more impactful member of the stellar safety duo he made up with Robertson (above. Obviously.), Bishop is still a fan favourite among most of the Titans loyal. And why wouldn't he be? He just absolutely smashed people's faces in, a man who was synonymous with the hard-hitting defence the Titans would be known for in their best years.

On a related note, Bernard Pollard reminds me of Bishop in many ways, and I love that. A true throwback to how defenders are supposed to play. The multiple flags Pollard gets for pithy calls are embarrassing, and I'm sure Blaine has yelled at his TV more than a few times, too. And then tackled it. Because that's what he did.

#9 CB Samari Rolle (1998-2004)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Accuse me of flip-flopping on my previous slander on finesse guys if you must, but the fact remains that Samari Rolle was probably the best Titans cornerback of all, and one of the top five, at least, in franchise history.

The dude was as close to a lock down corner as I've seen on this team; fast, athletic and smart. He was one half of the heartbreaking '05 offseason purge with Derrick Mason, and honestly, when the Ravens made a playoff push in 2006, I have to admit that I was hoping for them to win it all.

After all, if my Titans couldn't qualify for the post-season, why shouldn't I cheer for three of the most beloved pieces of my past in Rolle, Mason and Steve McNair? Especially when you consider the end result: a Colts victory in Super Bowl XLI.

Tragic ending, and Rolle's deteriorating health finally took him out of action after the 2009 season. To his credit, cornerback is definitely a young man's position, and he was able to play in a starting role for ten seasons, eleven years and 148 games in total.

It's certainly more games than I could have played, and I'm twelve years younger than him. Damn side more picks than I would have managed, as well, though I figure I could grab at least three if I was playing Rex Grossman. Just a thought.

#8 WR Derrick Mason (1997-2004)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Obviously. D-Mase was another guy who rose up the ranks, a fourth round return specialist who ended up surpassing first-rounder Kevin Dyson to become the Titans' best receiver.

This one is a lot harder to swallow than others, because while some others on the list (McNair, George, Bennett, etc.) had seen their best years with the Titans before their careers came to an end elsewhere, Mason has been a Raven for six seasons, and shows few signs of slowing down.

All the things that made Mason a good return guy (quickness, elusiveness, field vision) have made him an excellent receiver, and moreover, have allowed him to have a prolonged career.

When him and Samari Rolle jumped ship to the Ravens, I was in dismay. And frankly, that dismay has not at all dissipated in relation to Mason, because he's been gone for so long, so entrenched in Baltimore, and had so many episodes while playing Tennessee that he's really not a Titan anymore.

But he was. I still wish him all the best while simultaneously wishing bad fortune upon the Ravens. Would I like to see him win a championship? Sure, just as long as it isn't with the Ravens, Colts, Jaguars, Texans or Steelers. That's plenty of options, D-Mase. It's an excellent deal!

#7 DE Jevon Kearse (1999-2003, 2008-2009)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: There are two stages of Jevon Kearse. The first is 'The Freak', the athletically gifted super talent who bullied offenses right from the get-go, collecting an NFL record 14.5 sacks for a rookie. Then there's the other Kearse, the oft-injured player who would disappear for spurts at a time and was a liability in the run game.

Essentially, these Kearses can be divided as the original '99 version, and the later model, whose play took a tailspin somewhere around 2006. For this reason, a great many, and I myself at one point, would probably have given serious consideration for KVB as #1 Titans defensive end. After all, KVB was less physically blessed, instead relying on tenacity to get to the QB. He had much more heart and soul than Kearse, or a great many other players to have come and gone.

But The Freak? The guy who averaged 12 sacks across his first three seasons? He was something else, man. KVB may have been one of the best defensive ends of the last nine years in Tennessee, but Kearse in his prime, in his short, intense span of glory, he looked like one of the best of all time.

Even though he was over the hill in '08, I was glad to have him back on board for that short period. It felt right, and I celebrated each sack he collected back in Titans blue. The way his career tailed off wasn't right, but finishing it off with the franchise where he once dominated, that did feel right.

There are many other defensive ends out there who have produced Kearse-like numbers for longer; why, look no further than division rival Dwight Freeney, a thorn in our side for nine seasons who has gathered 94 sacks.

...But you ask me, which end do I choose for the championship game? I'll take Kearse in his prime for damn sure, and watch him wreak havoc.

#6 T Brad Hopkins (1993-2005)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Haha, sometimes I'm so predictable. A first-round pick from '93, Hopkins remained a stalwart on the offensive line for over a decade. He never got a lot of fanfare, not even as much as Roos has gotten, but I don't think it's as much a reflection on his ability as simply a surplus of talented tackles from his generation. Guys like Jonathan Ogden and Walter Jones spring to mind.

Hopkins was one of the last pieces of the Houston Oiler franchise in Tennessee, and I'm happy to have seen him retire right here, where he belonged. Though others may have moved on elsewhere, the one with the longest tenure at the time was able to complete his career as a Titan. Just like Mike Munchak. Just like Bruce Matthews. Just like an Oilers lineman should.

#5 WR Drew Bennett (2001-2006)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Oh Drew. He was THE MAN.

I loved the one-two punch of Mason and Bennett. Perhaps it's a starry-eyed adoration for the Titans of old, but Bennett will solidly, stubbornly hold onto #2 on my list for quite some time. I mean, Britt could potentially threaten with a monster season (as could my boy Lavelle!), but Bennett was there during our glory years, doing his bit.

And of course, who can forget 2004? During a horrible year followed by a horrible off-season, Billy Volek and Drew Bennett appeared to be the only two guys who still cared. Bennett's 80 catches, 1,247 yards and 11 TDs were the kind of numbers you'd expect form the league's very best, plus tying an NFL record with 8 TDs in 3 games.

Afterwards, Bennett never seemed to recapture that glory, having risen to the top spot. Whether he was ill-suited to the #1 receiver spot, or he suffered from the unfortunate fate of playing across from a trio of rookies, making him targeted by defences, it wasn't the same.

He played two years for the Rams, shortened by injury, and then signed with the Ravens before deciding to pack it all in.

But Bennett's rise could be called grand considering where he started. Undrafted out of UCLA, Bennett actually had to cheat a little to get noticed. He would cut in line during drills as a rookie, so that he would go up against the top defenders on the depth chart instead of the scrubs at the bottom. I mean, jeez, how inspiring is that? That he put it all on the line by bending the rules, just to make a roster spot, and it led to a pinnacle of tying an NFL record?

#4 OLB Keith Bulluck (2000-2009)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Well, shucks. Don't that just give you a shock? K-Bull claims consecutive awards for being not only my top Titans linebacker, but through years of loyal, productive service, he earns claim as my favourite Titans defender, to boot.

In overall rankings, he's somewhere behind McNair and George in the murky bronze medal competition. Because clearly, he was simply one of the Titans' finest defenders, a stalwart at linebacker and a leader on defence.

When Cortland Finnegan was jawing off, it was Bulluck who smacked him in the helmet and got him back into focus. When the Titans were suffering a heart-breaking, gut-wrenching 0-59 loss to New England, it was Bulluck who was the only one still giving a damn. When the Titans appeared in primetime on Monday Night Football in New Orleans, it was Bulluck who snatched three interceptions to earn the nickname 'Mr. Monday Night' (though I don't think that one ever stuck).

Actually, one of the things I found most shocking while doing all this was finding out that, for all of Bulluck's interceptions, he's only ever returned one for a touchdown. And funnily enough, it was only from eight yards out against the Cowboys in his rookie season. Ancient history.

Anyhow, while some of my other favourite players will disappear into the annals of history as time goes by, Bulluck's reputation as one of the Titans' best ever defenders should remain solidly for years to come. He deserved more accolades than he ever got, a victim of a small-market team, but he just went out and performed, consistently, for a decade.

For that, we salute you, Bulluck, and shall always recall with fondness your energy, your heart, and your pimpin' red gloves.

#3 OL Bruce Matthews (1983-2001)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2013: Well, obviously!! Bruce Matthews is known to many as the best Tennessee Titan of all time, one of the finest to grace the franchise dating back to their years in Houston and, according to NFL.com in 2010, the 78th greatest football player of all time. A transcendent stalwart, Matthews was there when Warren Moon was operating the run and gun, and he was there when Steve McNair and Eddie George brought this franchise as close as it's ever gotten to a championship.

Bruce was consistently amazing, and amazingly consistent, an iron man on the o-line who excelled at any position. Bruce was not only the clear-cut #1 at guard, but head and shoulders above Mawae at centre - and maybe, just maybe, could push my man Hoppy at tackle.

#2 RB Eddie George (1996-2003)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: Inspirational. That's how I'll describe Eddie George's tenure with the Titans. Not because of overcome adversity or outright freaky talent. But because of the kind of man he was and the kind of effort he put out there.

When I think of McNair highlights, I feel euphoric. Eddie George highlights however, they get me fired up, even after all these years. George punished defenders, just absolutely nailed them, and if someone felt froggy before the game, all it took was a few bruising runs by George to change their tune.

Not only was it hard to tackle George to the ground, but frankly, after he had plowed through you a few times, you really wouldn't want to. Broken tackles, broken arms, broken spirits, he did them all. And for all the damage he did to opposing psyches, he was just as effective in rallying his own team.

He was the perfect complement to McNair; while the QB was quiet and stoic, George knew how to get his team pumped. The fact that they both threw their bodies on the line and played their hearts out made you just as likely to follow either of their leads, but like I said, thinking of Eddie George runs, it still makes me pumped up, despite never having been there, never having met him, or never having played a damned down in the NFL.

Frankly, I wish he was still on the roster. If Tiki Barber can mount a comeback, then Eddie certainly can too. I don't care what the capacity is; short yardage, pass protection, redzone offence, just get Eddie in the game, on the field, and over opponents. Apparently he's still in magnificent shape, and who wouldn't want to watch him slam Ray Lewis into the turf, then get all up in his face (and do it all with a separated shoulder) just one more time?

Fingers crossed that Eddie sees all of the other old Oilers joining Tennessee's staff and at least makes the jump to coaching. Eddie on the sideline with Bruce Matthews, running onto the field after a Super Bowl win? Oh good lord, it excites me even more than thinking of any of our players celebrating.

On a final note, Eddie's wife is Tamara Johnson-George, formerly of SWV. I loves me some SWV; Weak is the third-most played song on my iPod, listened to 136 times (and counting!)

#1 QB Steve McNair (1995-2005)
Original Tony's Titan entry, 2011: No matter what the competition is, McNair is my #1 guy. Favourite QB? Favourite Titan? Favourite football player of all time? The winner is always McNair.

In the same way that seeing Warren Sapp dominate en route to the Super Bowl in '02 made me a football fan, watching Steve McNair play made me a Titans fan. In the early days I had leaned towards the Raiders or the Bears, but Mac9 ushered me into Tennessee fandom, and every quarterback who has come since or is yet to come will always have to live up not only to McNair's performance, but to his qualities.

Whether he had a chunk of flesh hanging from his thumb, or defenders draped over him on every snap, McNair would play on. He was a true throwback to QBs of old; men of true grit and bravery who would put their bodies on the line to claim a victory. I don't doubt that, had football still been a two-way game, McNair would have been more than happy to line up on defence or kick field goals as well.

He was a man of quiet confidence, and it was beautiful: a good old country boy who worked his ass off to get to where he was, and never lost the things that made him who he was. He was a genuine man, the kind who you'd want to win for, but who would more often than not end up winning for you.

Someday I hope to track down all of the McNair seasons that I missed. There's seven years of gametime that I wasn't privy to, and of the few games I've seen from those days, it's clear to me: I want to see more. I have to see more.

He never won a Super Bowl. His statistics are robust, but not stellar. As time goes by, his intangibles: the way he put the team on his shoulders, fought for everything through any injury, and snatched victory from the jaws of defeat... Will they be remembered? Or will he become merely a memory of his stats: 3x Pro Bowler, 1x All-Pro, 1x Co-MVP?

Though these are good things, these are not the things that made up Steve McNair. The way he would shed tacklers to complete a first down pass, how he would shrug off a seemingly devastating injury to return to action, and how he would let his actions speak louder than his words... These were the things that made Steve McNair the football player that he was.

Tony's Titans 2014/15: Misery and Woe


An interesting thought: in the twelve seasons that I've been watching the NFL prior to this one, the Titans had a win record of 99-93. With numbers like that, you'd realise that I've been backing a pretty mediocre franchise, at best.

And that's fine, I'm used to it. I got onboard this bandwagon right at the end of its apex, and have been watching a decade-long rebuild ever since. What's not okay, however, is the state of the current Tennessee Titans. I don't like them. I don't like them at all. And to think, I forked out money for LeaguePass this year to watch all of the games live. Honestly, I didn't get my money's worth, and if I were a lesser man, I'd demand a refund. Observe how I'm making this post with three games left on the schedule. Observe also how if the Titans won two of those games, they would double their win total.

They suck. Shut it down. Trim the fat. Gut this franchise from the top down, I'm tired of watching real football teams become relevant while the best I can hope for is .500 ball and playoff hopes last until week 12.

Quarterback
#3 Vince Young (2006-2010)
#2 Matt Hasselbeck (2011-2012)
#1 Steve McNair (1995-2005)

Poor old Jake Locker. After the promise he showed at the beginning of last season, this was the year it all went bust. One last injury was enough for them to give up, and his only appearances since have been as an emergency backup, and boy, has he looked terrible in that role. I wish him nothing but the best for his next stop: he's an awesome dude, and hopefully he can repair his career with a better team. People have since waved Zach Mettenberger's accomplishments about as though he's a viable replacement, but I've been unimpressed. His first games saw too many check-downs for no gain, and his last few were ensured strip fumbles and pick sixes. I'm tired of settling for 'maybe okay' at QB. Draft Mariota, make us feel beautiful. So... yeah. This group of QBs doesn't look like they're going anywhere for a while. Steve because he was a juggernaut and leader. Hass because he was reliable and safe. Vince because he was exciting and found a way to win. None of these qualities lurk on the horizon for Tennessee.

Running Back
#3 Chris Johnson (2008-2013)
#2 Chris Brown (2003-2007)
#1 Eddie George (1996-2003)

It sure would be nice for Bishop Sankey to bump CJ from the rankings, but that would simply be foolishness. The Titans, as a team, have amassed 1,121 rushing yards through thirteen games this season. Johnson, during his brief but brilliant peak, would have surpassed that himself weeks ago. Don't get me wrong, Bishop has looked good, but has been lost in the running back shuffle and hasn't had much success to write home about. Still have faith in him. So CJ keeps his golden teeth sunken into the three-slot, CB continues to bewilder all who see him at #2 (himself included, perhaps), while Eddie George runs through the rankings as though they were would-be tacklers. Please, Tennessee, just re-sign Eddie and put him on the field. He's still built like a tank.

Fullback
#1 Ahmard Hall (2006-2011)

I already went into detail with choosing Ahmard over Lo-Neal last year, so there's no need to elaborate. If you're interested in a more robust set of rankings, however, it may interest you to know that Jackie Battle is likely the #3 guy in my list of fullbacks. I haven't given it much thought, really, but maybe he lands on the Tony's Titans practice squad? I might actually make one up someday...

Wide Receiver
#5 Tyrone Calico (2003-2005)
#4 Kendall Wright (2012-present)
#3 Nate Washington (2009-present)
#2 Derrick Mason (1997-2004)
#1 Drew Bennett (2001-2006)

Justin Hunter was banging on Tyrone Calico's door last year, demanding entry into the Tony's Titans wide receiver rankings. And alas, by the looks of things, it has done severe damage to his hands, because he wasn't able to catch a damn thing this season. Tyrone simply peered out the window, blowing kisses, and knowing that he's safe for another day. Frankly, Tyrone could have been a key member of the Titans, had Roy Williams not disassembled his legs like Murphy in RoboCop 2. Kendall Wright has had moments of glory during 2014, but Delanie Walker has been the only Titan you could consistently trust on offense. He slumps in at #4. Nate has been more quiet than a monk in 2014, but much like Kendall, he's had a revolving door of QBs, and he's at least been a locker room leader. I will be happy to see Nate with another team next year. Not because I don't want him on our team, but because I want to see him play for a team that's actually good. Meanwhile, Derrick Mason and Drew Bennett continue the slap fight for the gold medal, D-Mase still shellshocked that he got demoted last offseason. Drew continues to hold strong. Will Mason ever take back the title? I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Tight End
#2 Erron Kinney (2000-2006)

#1 Frank Wycheck (1995-2003)
The reliable duo lives on, undeterred. As I mentioned previously, Delanie Walker has been the ringmaster among a circus filled with clowns this year, but that's not enough for him to make an appearance at this point. Titans aficionados may be horrified to know how far down the totem pole he actually resides, behind Wycheck, Kinney, Jared Cook, Alge Crumpler and the talented but clueless Ben Troupe. Don't worry, though, for he's ahead of Bo Scaife, so it's not like I've gone entirely mental here. In all honesty, even Shad Meier is ahead of Bo Scaife, and that's certainly saying something.

Tackle

#4 Jon Runyan (1996-1999)
#3 David Stewart (2005-2013)
#2 Michael Roos (2005-present)
#1 Brad Hopkins (1993-2005)
Depending on how you look at it, it's either a very sad or very exciting time to be following the Titans offensive line going forward. Very sad, because stalwart Michael Roos' time has just about come to an end. Very exciting, however, because Taylor Lewan looks like the real deal. It's just a shame that Michael Oher was such a flop on the other side, because I have no idea who you bookend across from him. Maybe David Stewart, who's still without a team? Meh, neither here nor there. More rankings with nothing to report. Runyan could be in jeopardy if Lewan performs next season, but the combined nineteen seasons of service between Stewart and Roos means he'll have a long wait before rising any higher. As for Hoppy? Man, he's in my Titans hall of fame, he's not being budged. Perhaps that's another thing I'll create, if I could be bothered.


Guard
#4 Jacob Bell (2004-2007)
#3 Jake Scott (2008-2011)
#2 Benji Olson (1998-2007)

#1 Bruce Matthews (1983-2001)
A list of guys that will always be Bruce Matthews and whoever else is playing for second. There probably won't be another Bruce on the Titans within my lifetime, though I'm still hopeful that Jake will sign with Tennessee and continue the legacy. Some of the others aren't quite so safe. Bell and Scott were great for a short period of time, but the brevity of their stay could jeopardise their position at some point down the track. As for Benji? Ha! Don't make me laugh. The only reason he isn't a runaway winner is because of Bruce. Unless I opened these rankings up to include Oilers history, he's probably never slipping down, either. So get used to it!

Center
#2 Kevin Matthews (2010-2012, 2013)
#1 Kevin Mawae (2006-2009)
Did you really think the 2014 efforts of Brian Schwenke were enough to bump Kevin Matthews? You silly fool! If anything, he's just slithered down towards mediocrity. After all, my dream rankings for Tony's Titans would have had a starting lineup of Matthews at center, with his dad and his brother bookending him at guard. Alas, it's not to be. For what it's worth, Mawae may have been one of my favourite Titans had he played there during their glory years: he was an anchor, and he looks kind of like David Zayas. That's more than I could say for myself, after all.

Defensive End

#4 Kenny Holmes
1997-2000


Titans Career
21.5 sacks, 2 interceptions (17 yards)

All-Time Career
127* combined tackles, 38.5 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, 3 deflections, 2 interceptions (17 yards)

*Tackles since 2001

It was really just a matter of time until I got sick of seeing Jason Babin so smugly sitting there at fourth before I was going to do something about it. It's just remarkable that it took me this long. Kenny Holmes, to me, will always be the 'other guy' across from Jevon Kearse during the golden years, but to dismiss him as just that would obviously be besmirching the man. The fact is, he was part of some of Tennessee's great defences in the past. His career lasted seven years, but it seemed to me as though it burnt out before he could reach his full potential. He was great in Tennessee, pretty good in New York, and then - poof! Gone. Keep in mind, I've worked at my job for seven years now and it's felt like an eternity, but it's a mere blip on the radar when compared to this next guy...

#3 Kevin Carter

2001-2004

Titans Career
175 combined tackles, 23.5 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 7 deflections

All-Time Career
364* combined tackles, 104.5 sacks, 5 forced fumbles, 2 safeties, 14 deflections


*Tackles since 2001



Yep, there he is. No doubt, if you've been following these rankings over the last few years, you might have been wondering why Kevin Carter isn't featured, particularly considering the only guys he'd have to leapfrog are Babin and Travis LaBoy. And in all honesty, I'm not too sure of the reason why. After all, he was there in those last few gasps of glory, but for some reason, I most strongly associate him with two bad things: the defeat to the Rams in Super Bowl XXXIV, and the lacklustre 2004 campaign. It's not his fault, but he appeared in some yoga-related piece that season, and it's stuck with me for a decade now. Anyway. With him and Kenny Holmes now residing in the rankings (and Robaire Smith claiming a conservative #5, now that I've stopped forgetting he existed), we can finally rest easy, knowing that the defensive end rankings are credible, at last.

#2 Kyle Vanden Bosch (2005-2009)
#1 Jevon Kearse (1999-2003, 2008-2009)

Defensive Tackle
#3 Jurrell Casey (2011-present)
#2 Albert Haynesworth (2002-2008)
#1 Tony Brown (2006-2010)
Copy and paste last year's summary, and you'll get an accurate description of the ongoing tragedy of Jurrell Casey. If you were to list all of the 'must-have' prospects on the Titans' defence this year, it would begin and end with Casey. Indeed, I could only think of about four or five players overall who would qualify. And as such, he can't seem to navigate around the planetary presence of Albert Haynesworth. Also, if you're still curious as to why Haynesworth, who at one point was the most dominant DT in all of football, ranks behind Tony Brown, an obscure journeyman who has long since been forgotten by most, the reason is simple: I sat there, waiting for the development of Haynesworth for years. I stuck by him while he was stomping on heads and getting suspended, and when at long last he played up to his potential, it was only for two seasons. Two. One franchise tagged year, one contract year. Then he bailed out to gobble up Washington's salary cap. In comparison, Brown was solid during his entire tenure, and was a handy piece to have. That trumps those two seasons in my book.

Outside Linebacker
#4 Akeem Ayers (2011-2014)

#3 Peter Sirmon (2000-2006)
#2 David Thornton (2006-2010)
#1 Keith Bulluck (2000-2009)

UGH. Akeem Ayers has gone from a promising prospect to a stain on these rankings this season. Not through any fault of his own, mind you, but because he's a reminder of how stupidly this season went. Shipped to New England for a song, he has given the Patriots 16 tackles, 3 sacks and an interception through six games. 327 snaps out of a possible 418 (78.2%) and, per Mike Reiss of ESPN "generally solid play against the run". Does that sound like the kind of guy you should trade for a sixth round pick? What an indictment on the current state of the Titans, particularly when the front office has claimed that the team's issues aren't due to the system. Plug an under-performer into a different system, and voila! He's a cog in a well-oiled machine. You boneheads. You absolute boneheads. Anyway, positions 1 through 3 are reserved for people who played for the real Tennessee Titans. Please move along.


Inside Linebacker

#3 Avery Williamson

2014-present

All-Time Career*
67 combined tackles, 3 sacks, 4 deflections



*Season in progress

In honour of the 'fantastic' move to the 3-4, I've beefed up these rankings to include three inside backers. To me, for the record, they will always be known as middle linebackers, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, meet Colin McCarthy 2.0, aka the flavour of the month on defense. Avery has been one of the few performers on the dreadful 2014 D, and hopefully will be a good piece for us to rebuild with. Whether it's as a member of a linebacking corp that features two former defensive ends and the disappointment that has been Wesley Woodyard, or as part of an actual defensive scheme remains to be seen. We all know, though, that he won't be standing next to Akeem Ayers (unless they trade Williamson, too).

#2 Randall Godfrey

2000-2002


Titans Career
109* combined tackles, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 3 deflections, 3 interceptions (30 yards, 1 TD)

All-Time Career
413* combined tackles, 17 sacks, 10 forced fumbles, 2 safeties, 15 deflections, 6 interceptions (47 yards, 1 TD)


*Tackles since 2001

Because watching this year's team has reminded me how much I miss a guy like Randall Godfrey. He only played in Tennessee for three years (16 games in year one, 14 in the next, 8 in an injury-riddled finale), but he made his presence felt, tackling fools like a madman. Honestly, Godfrey may have been the closest the Titans have had to a prototypical mike backer in their entire history. He was consistent, heady, and BALD. For we all know that baldness is what makes linebackers so aerodynamic. I'm happy to finally have him here in the rankings, another member of the Titans' past who really should have been here long ago.

#1 Stephen Tulloch (2006-2010)

Cornerback

#5 Jason McCourty (2009-present)

#4 Andre Dyson (2001-2004)
#3 Alterraun Verner (2010-2013)
#2 Cortland Finnegan (2006-2011)
#1 Samari Rolle (1998-2004)
If you think I was annoyed by the Ayers trade, you can't possibly fathom how angry I am about the offseason departure of his UCLA teammate. Alterraun Verner was everything you wanted from an NFL player. He was hard-working, talented, and a fantastic man. They let him walk, leaving the second corner spot manned by the likes of Blidi (Magnum P.I.) Wreh-Wilson and Coty Sensabaugh. As a result, the Titans have been butchered on every ball that hasn't been thrown McCourty's way, and even when he is targeted, he seems to have lost a lot of the consistency he had last year. As such, he's taken a fall in the process of his ascension past Dyson. Verner... his presence at #3 feels like a tombstone to me. Someone taken from us too early, who I can only wonder what else he had to offer. The only person who's chuffed about the whole thing is Cortland Finnegan, whose silver is finally safe. Samari Rolle scoffs at such immaturity, while making an ill-advised throat slashing gesture.

Free Safety
#2 Vincent Fuller (2005-2010)

#1 Marcus Robertson (1991-2000)

Strong Safety
#2 Chris Hope (2006-2011)

#1 Blaine Bishop (1993-2001)

Kicker
#1 Rob Bironas (2005-2013)
Rest in peace, Mr. Bironas.

Punter
#1 Craig Hentrich (1998-2009)

Head Coach

#1 Jeff Fisher (1994-2010)
For the record, I was a fan of the Ken Whisenhunt signing at first. I loved him as the head coach in Arizona, and I had heard great things about his impact in San Diego. He has quickly worn out his welcome, however. Perhaps I should jump on the BBM bandwagon? (Bring Back Munch, or Big Booty Mafia, if you're so inclined).

Favourite Game
Steelers 14, Titans 31 (December 21, 2008)

Tony's Year
2006 (23 Tony's Titans)
Fancy that! 2006 may have dipped in numbers from last season, but is still the high mark. 2009 claims sole ownership of second place (21), while 2007 and 2008 share third-team honours (20 apiece). Honestly, I would love for there to be some way of quantifying which season actually had my absolute favourite players. ...Stay tuned...



Saturday, December 28, 2013

Tony's Titans 2013/14: Here comes the BOOM.

There is still a game left in the Titans' season - a rather pointless affair against the dismal Texans. However, I have significant doubts that any one individual effort is going to alter the standings much, so I'm banging this edition out early. Yet another year of dismal mediocrity, but at least we approach an offseason of potential transition. Kenny Britt has boasted that he'll be a #1 wide receiver 'somewhere', while CJ says he still has the stuff, and won't take a pay cut to stay in Tennessee. And to them I say, good riddance. I don't want to appear ungrateful for their contributions to the Titans, but if they don't want to be here, I don't want them here, either. For too many years, this team has been plagued by 'me-first' players, guys who talk a big game and then point fingers if they under perform. It's time for a cleansing rebuild: let's not just restructure the roster, but the attitude as well. Let's lean on the character of the Lockers and the Verners, whose off-field attributes make them true leaders.

Anyway, you'd think that such a detestable season would make for a boring, static list. However, this year sees a mighty shakeup courtesy of me finally observing my backlog of Titans seasons, at least in part. As such, this is a much more complete list than ever before. Remember how in year one, I always emphasised that it was a chronicle of my nine years of Titans fandom? This time, I can finally say, that this is my proper list of all-time Tennessee Titans. Sure sounds a hell of a lot better, doesn't it? So let's delve in and take a look at the changes in town...

Quarterback
#3 Vince Young (2006-2010)
#2 Matt Hasselbeck (2011-2012)
#1 Steve McNair (1995-2005)
Still no changes here. Jake Locker's inability to stay on the field sees him unable to make the podium, with time ticking away each season. I've been disappointed to see that Vince can't crack an NFL roster anymore (surely he could be a third option somewhere?), and even more disappointed that Hass and the Titans couldn't secure a deal to keep him in town. How many of those losses in 2013 could have gone the other way had it not been for Ryan Fitzpatrick? And what else is there to say about Steve McNair... Well, fun fact; if you were to assign all of the top-rated quarterbacks in history to an NFL franchise, McNair would make the cut - his 82.8 regular season rating is 32nd all-time.

Running Back
#3 Chris Johnson (2008-present)
#2 Chris Brown (2003-2007)
#1 Eddie George (1996-2003)
Another set of unaltered rankings. For the record, I wish Jackie Battle had the speed and elusiveness that CJ purportedly has, because that dude is awesome. It's unfortunate that my opinion of Johnson has soured so much over the years, and I assure you, it's not due to a lack of production: it's all about his personality. The celebrations, fine with those. The grill and the dreads, sure, why not? But his post-game interviews? Nope, not a fan. It's hard to believe that in a few years, one of the most productive and significant players in Titans history could be nothing but a slightly bitter memory. Meanwhile, CB1.7K (I couldn't crack 2,000 yards that lucrative Madden season) sits as a bemusing #2, and steady Eddie remains the top dog. Honestly, he probably will forevermore.

Fullback
#1 Ahmard Hall (2006-2011)
THIS. WAS. HARD. I went into this entry with full conviction that Lorenzo Neal, labelled by some as the best fullback in Titans history, was the new king at the position. After all, he was integral in the Music City Miracle, he brought the best out of Eddie George, and he was around during some of the Titans' greatest years. But... to begrudge the unsung achievements of Ahmard Hall would be doing a disservice. He gave six years to Neal's two, he was a member of the spectacular 13-3 campaign in '08, and of course, he led Chris Johnson to 2,006 rushing yards. The highest Eddie got with Lo-Neal at fullback was 1,509. I know - comparing HB numbers is in no way an accurate barometer of a fullback's success... but food for thought. Ahmard Hall stays. Just barely!

Wide Receiver
#5 Tyrone Calico (2003-2005)
#4 Kendall Wright (2012-present)
#3 Nate Washington (2009-present)
#2 Derrick Mason (1997-2004)
#1 Drew Bennett (2001-2006)
Sacré bleu! An actual shift!! The touchdowns have been scarce for the receivers as a whole this year, but otherwise, Kendall Wright has had a very distinguished campaign in 2013. He is within striking distance of the all-time franchise record for receptions in a season (maybe I should have waited after all?) and has made Kenny Britt more than expendable. Tyrone Calico clutches desperately to the five-slot as Justin Hunter approaches like a fiery dragon, and Nate Washington just toddles along, content with the bronze medal. D-Mase and Bennett remain solidly entrenched as the 1-2 punch, though I'm sure Mase still feels besmirched by having been demoted in the last offseason.

Tight End
#2 Erron Kinney (2000-2006)

#1 Frank Wycheck
1995-2003

Titans Career
482 receptions for 4,958 yards, 27 TDs, 10.3 Avg

5-6 for 148 yards, 2 TD, 158.3 rating

All-Time Career
505 receptions for 5,126 yards, 28 TDs, 10.2 Avg
5-6 for 148 yards, 2 TD, 158.3 rating


Welcome home, Frank. We missed you.

At long last, I have been able to rectify what has been among my most cockamamie set of rankings (still got nothing on safety, though) by adding one of the premiere Titans players to my arsenal. Frankly (ho ho!), Wycheck did it all for the Titans as a dependable receiver and a locker room leader. Most importantly, he was crucial in the developmental process of Steve McNair as a release valve in the passing game, as well as a nifty blocker when McNair decided to run it himself. His lateral pass pictured at the header remains one of the few times we as Titans fans have ever felt like magic could happen, and is still one of the greatest NFL moments of all time.

Tackle
#4 Jon Runyan
1996-1999


Titans Career
58 games, 48 starts

All-Time Career
207 games, 192 starts

I now present to you mildly obscure former tackle-now turned politician-hard to find a Titans photo of Jon Runyan! Funnily enough, I've actually been a fan of Mr. Runyan for quite some time, however that was during his much more storied tenure as an Eagle. For ten seasons, he was a stalwart at tackle for Philadelphia, and in much the same way as it was for Matt Hasselbeck and Alge Crumpler, I was delighted for him to have been a Titan... albeit... beforehand. He featured in a Super Bowl or two, and was also the last active member of the Oilers in the NFL. That's sorta fun, isn't it?

You know what isn't fun, though? The weird formatting his tiny little picture is causing. Damn you, Runyan! You won't get my vote this year.

#3 David Stewart (2005-present)
#2 Michael Roos (2005-present)
#1 Brad Hopkins (1993-2005)

Guard
#4 Jacob Bell (2004-2007)
#3 Jake Scott (2008-2011)
#2 Benji Olson (1998-2007)

#1 Bruce Matthews
1983-2001

All-Time Career
296 games, 176* starts

Starts since 1991


Well, obviously!! Bruce Matthews is known to many as the best Tennessee Titan of all time, one of the finest to grace the franchise dating back to their years in Houston and, according to NFL.com in 2010, the 78th greatest football player of all time. A transcendent stalwart, Matthews was there when Warren Moon was operating the run and gun, and he was there when Steve McNair and Eddie George brought this franchise as close as it's ever gotten to a championship.

Bruce was consistently amazing, and amazingly consistent, an iron man on the o-line who excelled at any position. Bruce was not only the clear-cut #1 at guard, but head and shoulders above Mawae at centre - and maybe, just maybe, could push my man Hoppy at tackle.

Center
#2 Kevin Matthews (2010-2012, 2013-present)
#1 Kevin Mawae (2006-2009)
Due largely to a lack of alternatives, the centres remain untouched. Kevin Mawae will likely occupy this position for a long time yet, but has there really been nobody more notable to me than Kevin Matthews, based entirely on the fact that he's Bruce's son? I guess so. Back in my golden years, Justin Hartwig was a pretty good centre, but other than him and Mawae, it's been pretty dismal. Maybe Brian Schwenke will become a man of notoriety, but until then, the nepotism lives on.

Defensive End
#4 Jason Babin (2010)
#3 Travis LaBoy (2004-2007)
#2 Kyle Vanden Bosch (2005-2009)
#1 Jevon Kearse (1999-2003, 2008-2009)
It really shouldn't be hard for someone, anyone out there to crack this list. Babin used us and abused us to restart his career, and Travis LaBoy's greatest accomplishment to me is the fact that he is freakin' Hawaiian. That's some puerile stuff right there, man! Derrick Morgan had all of the potential in the world coming out of college, but has been so incredibly unspectacular, and the high hopes I had for Kamerion Wimbley have never been met. At least Vanden Bosch and Kearse provide some credibility to this otherwise tepid group of Titans.

Defensive Tackle
#3 Jurrell Casey (2011-present)
#2 Albert Haynesworth (2002-2008)
#1 Tony Brown (2006-2010)
Allow me to say, Jurrell Casey has been so damned good this season, he has absolutely earned the right to move up in the rankings. Had he been a defensive end or OLB, it would have been a certainty. Unfortunately for him however, the Titans have had an embarrassment of riches at DT, from the briefly dominating Haynesworth to the speedy, dependable Brown. How long can Casey continue to sparkle while those around him are dull and uninspiring? ...Hopefully a long, long time.

Outside Linebacker
#4 Akeem Ayers
2011-present

All-Time Career
226 combined tackles, 9.0 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 13 deflections, 1 interceptions (2 yards)

I'm basing this one a fair bit on faith, honestly. I quite like Ayers' style, and he shot out of the gates nicely in his rookie season. The athleticism he and Zach Brown bring from the outside is fantastic, but his 2013 campaign was certainly not one for the ages. We as Titans fans have been teased with athleticism and potential before - Troupe, Britt, Calico, etc... But more often than not, we're left wondering what if?

Prove 'em wrong, Akeem. Make Keith Bulluck (with whom you have no association I'm aware of other than having played the same position for the same franchise) PROUD.

#3 Peter Sirmon (2000-2006)
#2 David Thornton (2006-2010)
#1 Keith Bulluck (2000-2009)

Middle Linebacker
#2 Colin McCarthy (2011-present)
#1 Stephen Tulloch (2006-2010)
I'm not too sure what happened here: an injury sidelined Colin McCarthy early on this season, but even when he returned to good health, he was unable to supplant Moise Fokou in the starting lineup. Is the McCarthy administration over already? In any event, it seems as though Tully stays safe for a long time yet.

Cornerback
#5 Jason McCourty (2009-present)
#4 Andre Dyson (2001-2004)
#3 Alterraun Verner (2010-present)
#2 Cortland Finnegan (2006-2011)
#1 Samari Rolle (1998-2004)
No official reshuffling at cornerback this year: this one is really one of the more solid units overall. McCourty continues to bring his lunch pail to work every day, but is still a rung below Dyson. Another year of brilliance sees Alterraun practically moving his stuff into the comfortable lodge of #2, one more season of his wonderful personality and kindness, regardless of his on-field performance, likely cements his new place over Finnegan. Poor old Finny, I'm already starting to forget what it was like having him on our team for some reason... as for Samari? Nope, he ain't a-goin' nowhere.

Free Safety
#2 Vincent Fuller (2005-2010)

#1 Marcus Robertson
1991-2000

Titans Career
1.5 sacks, 22 interceptions (428 yards)

All-Time Career
152* combined tackles, 1.5 sacks, 5 deflections, 24 interceptions (458 yards)

Tackle data from 2001

Damn these incomplete defensive statistics!! The fine, lengthy career of Marcus Robertson is very poorly reflected by what's presented on NFL.com: rest assured, he did more for the Oilers and the Titans than catch 22 picks and a sack and a half. I swear. According to an article on Bleacher Report (so you know it's probably true), he actually tallied 648 tackles with the franchise. That sounds about right to me.

Robertson was a fine safety for a long time, roaming the defensive backfield and nabbing errant throws from the opponents. No offence to Anthony Dorsett, but Robertson's dependable skills were definitely missed in Super Bowl XXXIV - could his extra oomph have led to a Titans victory? I'd rather not think about it, honestly.

Strong Safety
#2 Chris Hope (2006-2011)

#1 Blaine Bishop
1993-2001


Titans Career
24* combined tackles, 13.5 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 deflection, 5 interceptions (103 yards, 1 TD)

All-Time Career
64* combined tackles, 15.5 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 3 deflections, 5 interceptions (103 yards, 1 TD)

Tackle data from 2001

Yeah baby, here's the big man! The more impactful member of the stellar safety duo he made up with Robertson (above. Obviously.), Bishop is still a fan favourite among most of the Titans loyal. And why wouldn't he be? He just absolutely smashed people's faces in, a man who was synonymous with the hard-hitting defence the Titans would be known for in their best years.

On a related note, Bernard Pollard reminds me of Bishop in many ways, and I love that. A true throwback to how defenders are supposed to play. The multiple flags Pollard gets for pithy calls are embarrassing, and I'm sure Blaine has yelled at his TV more than a few times, too. And then tackled it. Because that's what he did.

Kicker
#1 Rob Bironas (2005-present)
...Unless you thought Al Del Greco would make a surprise appearance?

Punter
#1 Craig Hentrich (1998-2009)
Pardon my lack of elaboration, but you know how I feel about this man. Watch as he celebrates with Rob Bironas. Celebrate with him, if you feel so inclined!

Head Coach
#1 Jeff Fisher (1994-2010)
Poor old Munch. It doesn't seem as though things are going to work out as we'd hoped and dreamed. The thought of him working for any other team makes me feel icky, and as such, I'm disappointed to hear he's rebuked interest about the Penn State job. Anyhow, Fish still can't get the ball rolling over in St. Louis, and one begins to ponder how much time he has left over there. I still dig his style, though.

Favourite Game
Steelers 14, Titans 31 (December 21, 2008)
Surprise! The Music City Miracle isn't able to surpass this rather obscure little gem. Largely because I haven't seen the whole game, so I can't really judge it based on anything other than that one play. I'm sure once I watch it in full, with all of my old guys romping about, I'll change my tune. Until then, STOMP THOSE TOWELS!!

Tony's Year
2006 (24 Tony's Titans)
That's right, my old school homerism still isn't enough to supplant 2006 as the roster with the most Tony's Titans. If you wanted a more accurate view on my favourite team, of course, you could then take into account where each player was ranked, but it's far too late for that. This year saw some competition from 2003 (18), 2005 (19) and, surprisingly, 2007 and 2009 (21 each), but the year Vince Young almost brought us back to the playoffs still has the roster with the most goodies.